Archive for the ‘Rantalicious’ Category

UV Rays Increasing, please wear SPF 5000

Sunday, June 17th, 2007

I think that being abducted by aliens, filming it with a grainy black and white camcorder, and using premier to make it look somewhat realistic is more credible than global warming. While reading fark, I stumbled upon this article at BC’s blog. I think that #7 on the list is the best #7 I have in a while.

7: Climate Alarmists: There’s nothing more arrogant than thinking you actually understand the environment and patterns of climate change in any but the grossest ways. It’s as irrational as believing in creationism. But even more illogical is the belief that humans can change climate trends which have been building for millenia by harvesting cow farts and driving cars made out of paper mache. None of it makes sense, but it does make a wonderful justification for expanding the power of international treaty organizations and bashing the US for not bending over backwards to sign away our economic security and national sovereignty when you try to scare us with the ‘big stick’ of global warming. Why don’t you build a big biodome and see how many people want to move in and join your socialist utopia? Removing all the hot air you spew from the ecosystem would probably save us all.

Just plain beautiful.

High Steaks

Sunday, May 27th, 2007

I can’t think of anything better than a thick 16oz , medium-rare, semi-smoked, open flame rib-eye.? Wait! I can… a thick 16oz , medium-rare, semi-smoked, open flame rib-eye and a

BEER!

BEER!!!!!?

Un-Pimp Your Dump Truck?

Friday, May 25th, 2007

We ran a contest at work to see which team in the office could pimp their ride the best. Unfortunately we lost :( Our team still had fun doing it though. Below is a picture of our pimped out truck.

Dump Truck Pimped

And the commercial:

unpimp.wmv

IE vs. Mozilla

Saturday, May 12th, 2007

IE vs. Mozilla

Every time I think about this I just want to beat my head against a wall. I can’t begin to fathom how much I wish Microsoft would wake up and smell the coffee. Or are they already smelling the coffee?

Indeed Microsoft has hidden business tactics that they choose not to share. Why update your browser to conform to all web standards when you can sit back and watch Mozilla and IE users disagree on which browser does things the right way? A die hard IE user will always say that Mozilla breaks a page, and vise versa. But in reality, the web browsers such as Mozilla, Opera, and Safari all conform to the W3 web standards of coding.

The only reason why Microsoft doesn’t is because they want to hold a monopoly in the browser market. Why fix things when it forces people to use IE on certain pages? So what can you do to stop this blasphemy? You can start by downloading Firefox or Opera. I recommend using Firefox. It’s had tabbed browsing since windows 3.11! Well not really but you get my point. Microsoft has their hands dipped in too many projects and they can’t keep up with the internet’s demand. Enough said.

Motorcycle-icious

Sunday, May 6th, 2007

Honda Shadow Spirit 750 (VT750C2)

ENGINE
Engine Type 745cc liquid-cooled 52-degree V-twin
Bore and Stroke 79mm x 76mm
Compression Ratio 9.6:1
Valve Train SOHC; three valves per cylinder
Carburetion Single 34mm constant-velocity
Ignition CD with electronic advance, two spark plugs per cylinder
DRIVE TRAIN
Transmission Wide-ratio five-speed
Final Drive Shaft

Honda Shadow Spirit 750 (VT750C2)

What a wonderful starter bike! *Drool* I want one!

First Beautiful Post.

Friday, May 4th, 2007

Well what can I say. I just had to do it. I finally came up with a name for my blog (even though the title will have nothing to do with the content) courtesy of ed. Although not really sure what I am going to post about; I do know that whatever it is, it will be the most beautiful thing you have ever read. *grin*

Hello world!

Friday, May 4th, 2007

Welcome to WordPress. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start blogging!