I think that being abducted by aliens, filming it with a grainy black and white camcorder, and using premier to make it look somewhat realistic is more credible than global warming. While reading fark, I stumbled upon this article at BC’s blog. I think that #7 on the list is the best #7 I have in a while.
“7: Climate Alarmists: There’s nothing more arrogant than thinking you actually understand the environment and patterns of climate change in any but the grossest ways. It’s as irrational as believing in creationism. But even more illogical is the belief that humans can change climate trends which have been building for millenia by harvesting cow farts and driving cars made out of paper mache. None of it makes sense, but it does make a wonderful justification for expanding the power of international treaty organizations and bashing the US for not bending over backwards to sign away our economic security and national sovereignty when you try to scare us with the ‘big stick’ of global warming. Why don’t you build a big biodome and see how many people want to move in and join your socialist utopia? Removing all the hot air you spew from the ecosystem would probably save us all.“
Just plain beautiful.



